NO. 137 - 2026 R22: The Sun Sets on 2026... YOU'RE WELCOME, DIMMA! Surely West Coast Can't Beat Us Twice...
The season looks cooked—unless Orca's Predicator has other ideas. The Squinters find Orange Tinted Linings, start the 2027 Manifesto and look ahead to West Coast.
Sparrow brought the pessimism:
"That's it, we're cooked..."
THEN ORCA RUNS HIS PREDICATOR AND WE'RE MEETING THE HAWKS IN A PRELIM!!!
That's what the Orange Crush is for — lifting us up through the dark moments of August pain.
But let's cut to the facts: we have developed a rather concerning habit of breaking incredible runs of losses and gifting a delightful W to struggling teams.
Which is lovely, but it has to stop.
That's the first item in our Season 2027 Manifesto.
The second? Work out how to keep troops on the paddock.
Two more soldiers down...
BRING IN KEEFFE!!! Heard he's still playing. Or maybe that coach in the Ressies that first debuted in the late 90s. Desperate times, desperate measures...
But seriously... how good's Delana?
What a breakout game.
Silver linings, folks.
Well... Orange Tinted Linings.
And this weekend — GO THE GIRLS!
Get around them for Game 1 of the AFLW season after we smash the Eagles.
NEVER SURRENDER!!
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